Monthly Archives: March 2010

Flash Fiction: Worth My Weight in Gold

WEBook.com is having another mini-contest, where entrants submit a 100 word paragraph written from the point of view of an inanimate household object. Here’s mine:

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Worth My Weight in Gold

Here I sit, minding my own business, when a sudden squeeze warns me that my world is about to be turned upside down again. Three times a day it happens, without so much as a word of thanks. My partner, Piper Nigrum, thinks he understands, but at least he stays upright. It’s not the same at all. Yesterday, someone actually dropped me. I was lucky nothing broke. I’m still feeling a little shaken. Piper says that he feels needed, and likes the daily grind, but the last thing that I ever want to hear again is, “Please pass the salt.”

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Oldies but Goodies: Great Books for Fourth Graders

After posting about The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew yesterday, I am feeling inspired to share the rest of my recommended reading list for fourth graders.

As when I have listed “Oldies but Goodies” before, several favorites have bitten the literary dust, but still might be found at libraries or garage sales, so keep an eye out for them: Old Bones: The Wonder Horse, by Mildred Mastin Pace, the All of a Kind Family series, by Sydney Taylor, and Trumpet of the Swan, by E.B. White, of Charlotte’s Web fame. Chancy and the Grand Rascal and McBroom’s Ghost, both by Sid Fleishman, were also unavailable except from Amazon’s second party sellers, although with Mr. Fleishman’s unfortunate recent passing, these could be back in print in the near future. Two are only available from the Kindle store: Eight Cousins and A Rose in Bloom, both by Louisa May Alcott, are 99¢ each.

As I was writing this, my older son suggested that I add two recent titles that he enjoyed reading in school last year, The Tale of Despereaux (2006), and The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane (2007), both by Kate DiCamillo. Unfortunately, I discovered that they are both already out of print, with Amazon so low in stock that it won’t let me select them for the list. While “Edward Tulane” is available on Kindle, “Despereaux” is not. (I guess that the “fifteen minutes of fame” applies to successful authors, as well, these days.) 

If you click on the link, you will see the list. If you click on any of the titles, you will be taken straight to that page on Amazon.com to see the descriptions and reviews: 

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I do want to note that The Great Brain series (reminiscences of actual events from the author’s childhood), which I love, does have some questionable content near the end of the first book. A friend loses a leg and decides to end it all, and enlists the narrator’s help. The narrator is game, and they are attempting to do it when The Great Brain arrives and tells them why that is a terrible idea and then teaches the boy how to get along with only one leg. The book makes it very clear that focusing on improving one’s circumstances is the path to take.

Enjoy!

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The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew Passé

The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew, by Margaret Sydney, was a book that I read in fourth grade, while visiting my grandparents in Florida at Christmastime. I remember loving it because the story was so homey and old fashioned, the characters engaging, with their light escapades and cheerful family life. The pure and good Polly Pepper, her brothers Ben, Joel and Davie, little sister Phronsie, and their poor widowed mother. Although they went through trying times, they were a happy and grateful family.

After I discovered my Kindle capabilities last week (see my recent blog post: Virtually Unlimited), I skimmed the Kindle Store’s Popular Classics (pre-1923, free because they are no longer under copyright). When I saw The Five Little Peppers, I pushed the button and it became mine once again.

Re-reading the book as an adult, The Five Little Peppers still holds some of its early charms, but I was surprised at how archaic the writing style was. I don’t recall that from when I was little. I also noticed how Doctor Fisher (a grown man) “skipped” and “pranced about” when agitated, which I guess I vaguely remember, but at the time recognized that it was from an earlier, more innocent era, and it didn’t bother me.

When children read, they don’t have many of the preconceived notions that adults do. Children are more elastic in their view of the world and tend to take things as they come. They have not developed fixed expectations or become jaded, and care more about story than style. A book is what it is, and they will read without question. More fluid in their understanding than adults, kids find it relatively easy to shift their thinking to accommodate an old fashioned writing style. 

When they read stories about the past, children assume that the settings and details are factual, whether reading fiction or non-fiction. They accept that things and people were different then. Values and ways of behaving in society weren’t the same either, with modesty, honesty and character being stressed rather than the independence, edginess and frequently antisocial behavior of today. Many characters from earlier time periods were written as examples of virtue, an ideal to aspire to, rather than someone readers would see themselves in. 

Today I did some research on The Five Little Peppers series, and discovered that it was written from 1881 – 1916. The Five Little Peppers books were so popular that when the author finally completed her six book series, readers overwhelmed her with letters begging for more, and she wrote several additional books of background and side stories to keep her fans happy.

Our modern society values the new and disposable, getting rid of old books at library sales and replacing them with recent paperbacks and commercial fiction. One wonders these days, in an era of road rage, depression and isolation due to technological “advances,” if they didn’t have the right idea back then.

The six books in the original series, Five Little Peppers and How They GrewFive Little Peppers MidwayFive Little Peppers AbroadFive Little Peppers and Their FriendsFive Little Peppers Grown Up and Five Little Peppers: Phronsie Pepper can all be found and downloaded for free at the Kindle Store (Popular Classics) and Gutenberg.org

For more information on The Five Little Peppers, go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Little_Peppers

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Clichés: A New Twist to an Old Problem

The New Oxford American Dictionary lists the definition of cliché as, a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.”

I have lately become aware of just how many phrases could be considered cliché. Obviously “It was a dark and stormy night” should be avoided, but it is surprising how many other phrases have worn thin. “Making peace with the past;” “she had a soft spot for (anything);” “to his heart’s content;” the list is endless.

Clichés exist for a reason. The question is, is their use due to modern laziness, or efficiency? They are a verbal shorthand, a familiar phrase that provides a lot of information in a very few words. The purpose of language is communication, and the more common phrases that are used, the fewer opportunities there are for misunderstandings to occur. When someone says, “she ran like the wind,” there is no room for interpretation.

Although I can see the problem with using too many clichés, I think that they have their place, especially when writing dialogue. The fact is that everyone uses clichés, all the time. If you were to write dialogue without incorporating at least a few of them, it would seem inauthentic. 

Some clichéd advice is to change the wording around a little to give things a fresh twist, such as:

Old: She ran like the wind.
New: She ran like a zephyr.

Old: He looked like the cat that swallowed the canary.
New: He looked like a dog with a ham bone.

Old: It’s the best thing since sliced bread.
New: It was better than a piece of pie.

Sometimes, things we say are not so much cliché, as they are just words that go well together. Where is the dividing line between something that is common language and something that is cliché? It’s easy to get caught up in trying to make everything original, but maybe sometimes, it’s okay to go with what you know. Like eating macaroni and cheese. You wouldn’t want a steady diet of it, but once in a while, it isn’t going to hurt anything.

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See You Tomorrow

Life intervened today; will post Friday.

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Virtually Unlimited

I am one of those people who goes to a library book sale and staggers to my car under the weight of more books than I can hope to read in a year. As I search through the shelves, books with familiar titles and authors seem to leap into my bag, each one more of a find than the last. Boxes under my bed are groaning with them, because my bookcases filled up a long time ago.

I have fantasized about getting a Kindle to satisfy my addiction to old titles, but it is pretty much at the bottom of the list of Things I Can’t Do Without. I knew that Gutenberg.org was a great source for copyright-expired books, but it seemed that I could only read them on their website, while online.

Today, however, I was browsing at Amazon.com and realized that I do not NEED a Kindle to download e-books! Since my laptop is a Macintosh, I was able to select “Kindle for the Mac” and download the application for free. It looks just like a Kindle screen, with the capability of changing text size and turning pages with the tap of a finger. Now I can go to Amazon, or Project Gutenberg, or several other places listed on the welcome page, and download complete books onto my computer to read at my leisure — free older titles OR brand spanking new ones.

I immediately downloaded six books, from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (for research on a book I’m writing), to Beautiful Joe by Marshall Saunders. That ought to keep me busy for awhile!

Here’s the link (For some reason, clicking on it isn’t working. If you’re interested, you’ll have to copy and paste the address into the url window and hit “return.” Sorry about that!):

http://www.amazon.com/kindle-store-ebooks-newspapersblogs/b/ref=topnav_storetab_kinc?ie=UTF8&node=133141011

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THE ROAD: Follow-Up Review

Many moons ago, after seeing the movie Jurassic Park, a friend of mine said that she half expected to see dinosaurs when she came out of the theater. At the end of winter, under gray skies with remnants of dirty snow on the ground, one has a similar feeling after reading The Road. One comes away with images of starving children, bloody coughs, and many things more sinister and disturbing. To quote the book, “Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever.” Gee, thanks, Cormac McCarthy.

Although I initially found The Road to be gimmicky with it’s lack of apostrophes and quotation marks, by the end of the book I felt that it was appropriate to the story to have the punctuation degraded. While I didn’t care for the disjointed character of the phrasing, the vocabulary was broad without feeling contrived, and leaned towards the poetic at points. The message that I took away from The Road was that we’d better appreciate what we’ve got (and perhaps do something to maintain it), because things can be destroyed to the point of no return.

I didn’t like the book, the disgusting images, the desperation, the evil hordes. I don’t think that I was supposed to like the book. The future the author envisioned was just a little too easy to imagine.

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Layinda’s Blog Final Rating: ¶¶¶¶¶

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Middle of the Book Review: THE ROAD

Chopped and disjointed. Stylized punctuation questionable. As dry as ash falling from the sky. Gray and forbidding, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road is a cold and never-ending black and white movie of a novel.

The author has perhaps never met any children. He would know that the boy could only be fictional. Why didnt the man and the boy head south sooner? Walk and sleep and eat and worry.

The copy I got from the library had a dead mosquito pressed into the title page. Withered and dry like a mummified body hanging from the rafters. Like the book. So far.

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Layinda’s Blog Mid-Point Rating: ¶¶¶

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P.S. I will admit that it’s getting better as I go along, and that I may have more problems with the style than the story itself. More tomorrow. In my normal voice. 🙂

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Short Story – “Internet Nightmare”

I have decided to celebrate Author Appreciation Week by taking the week off from writing the blog to work on the FINAL EDIT of Jim and Jack, my young adult historical mystery. My next post will be on Monday, March 22.

In lieu of this week’s posts, I’ve written a short story:

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Internet Nightmare

 

Lynn Rylant sat down at her favorite table in the coffee shop and opened her laptop, eager to get started on the plot twist she’d thought of in the shower. She bit into her raspberry poppy seed muffin and waited for the screen to come up.

After a moment, her email appeared — thirty-five messages, mostly from the writing forum she frequented.  She clicked on the first few, pleas for help on queries, which she skipped past, not in the mood to dispense advice.

To her surprise, the fourth email was a personal message from Grey_hound. His avatar was a greyhound’s face, but she knew that he was male because of things he’d said, and some people on the forum called him Jerry. She clicked on it and his post popped onto the screen.

Hi, Rylyn1, I see on your profile that you live in West Palm Beach, and I’m going to be down there on business tomorrow. Would you like to meet for coffee or something? Thought it might be fun to talk books in person. Let me know, Jerry Meyers.” It had been sent the night before, so that meant today.

Lynn smiled. She had always wondered about her virtual friends from the forum, now she would actually get to meet one. Grey_hound was a frequent poster to the website, and she knew he’d been a member for over two years. He’d written a fictional account of the Peloponnesian War, had been to several conferences, and seemed to know a lot about the publishing industry. What fun!

She replied, “Sure, Jerry, that would be nice. Where and when? About to sign her username, she reconsidered and typed Lynn Rylant instead. They were going to be meeting, after all, and he certainly couldn’t call her Rylyn1. She eyed her avatar as she hit send, and made a mental note to change it. The photo was several years old, and she had lost some weight since it was taken.

She clicked back to her inbox and saw that Jerry had already responded. “Camouflage Coffee on Clematis Street, 4pm?”

This very place! What a coincidence. Her smile grew as she typed back, “Sure – I’ll be the one with the red rose.” The manuscript she was querying was currently titled, Red Rose of Summer.

Another quick response. “AOK, see you then.” Pleased, she skimmed the rest of her emails and started to work on her novel.

Soon lost in thought, she expanded on her earlier ideas, pausing only to sip her coffee. At one o’clock, she reluctantly packed up her things and went home to feed Mr. Tibbles, her cat. Mr. Tibbles was on a special diet and needed to eat several times a day, which got a little annoying, but he had been a good friend for almost sixteen years. The alternative was unthinkable.

 

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Lynn felt a little tired as she ate her lunch. Her morning at the coffee shop had been productive, she reflected, with over a thousand words added to her previous count.

Mr. Tibbles sat next to the vase of Mexican petunias on the table, his eyes following her turkey sandwich. Lynn knew she shouldn’t, but she tore off a piece of meat and gave it to him. It made her feel good to see him happy. She glanced at the wall clock and was startled to see that it was already two-thirty. Time to get ready!

Having somehow gotten the impression that Jerry was around her age, she decided that it wouldn’t be a bad idea to dress more carefully than usual. “Stranger things have happened, Mr. Tibbles!”

An hour later, she surveyed her reflection in the full-length mirror, pleased with her choice. A sleeveless, flowered sundress skimmed her size-ten figure and a pink cardigan strategically covered her upper arms

“Who says that forty-three is old?” she asked the cat. She slipped her feet into gold leather sandals and walked out of the house to her VW, remembering to pick a red rose from the bush next to the front steps. With a thrill of anticipation, she popped it into the vase on the dashboard and drove to their meeting place.

Entering the coffee shop, she was blind for a moment as her eyes adjusted. A few people were seated at a corner table, but there was no man sitting alone.

Lynn selected a two-top and sat facing the door, with the rose on the table in front of her. It was five minutes to four.

At three fifty-seven, she decided that it would be nice to buy him some coffee, so she signaled the waitress and ordered two Columbian Supremos. He could doctor his up the way he liked from the selection of creamers and syrups on each table.

The waitress delivered steaming cups of the fragrant coffee, and Lynn waited.

A minute later, the door swung open and a tall man wearing a blue jacket walked in. He was middle-aged with a slight stoop, as if he were used to leaning down to talk to people who were shorter than he was. Salt and pepper hair ringed a prominent bald spot, and his skin was creased and leathery.

Lynn felt a stab of disappointment, but knew that had just been a silly whim.

“Jerry!” she called, and waved the rose.

He looked her way and started over. “Rylyn1!” he grinned and extended his hand. “Your picture doesn’t do you justice!”

“Lynn,” she responded with a smile, leaning forward to shake his hand. “Neither does yours!”

He looked blank for a second, but then got the joke and laughed. He looked quizzically at the two cups.

“I got you a Columbian Supremo,” she hesitated. Maybe she should have waited.

“My favorite!” he boomed, taking a seat. “Black?”

She nodded.

“Just the way I like it.”

The odor of stale tobacco enveloped her, and she took a sip of her coffee to counteract it. “Are you in town on business?” she asked brightly. “I’m afraid I don’t know what you do for a living.”

He took off his jacket, revealing the blue uniform of a bus driver.

“Oh!” she exclaimed, seeing the logo on his pocket. “Greyhound.”

He grinned. “Now you know.”

She wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that, but he seemed to be waiting for her to speak.

“How’s it going with the querying?” she asked. That seemed like a good topic.

“Just sent out number two-hundred-eighty-three this morning.”

That was a lot.

“You’re getting requests, though?” she affirmed.

“Three partials so far,” he said, “but this is a very tough market.”

“Yes,” she agreed, privately horrified. In the six months she had been querying, she had sent seventy-three emails, and so far had five requests to see more of her work — two agents were currently reading her full manuscript. “How long have you been querying?” she probed.

“Seven years,” he responded, a slight edge to his voice.

Lynn decided that it might be wise to stop the inquisition. “I’m sure that the Peloponnesian War is just too intellectual for a lot of people,” she placated.

He seemed satisfied with that response, and took another sip of his coffee. Abruptly, he started talking about his manuscript, going into detail about the importance of the war and how his protagonist was a compilation of several historic figures.

She tried a few times to ask a question, but he didn’t seem to notice and just kept talking. When he started describing how much research he’d done, she realized that he’d actually been working on the book for over fourteen years, and it was 320,000 words long.

“I know that’s a little high,” he said, finally noticing the look on her face, “but everyone who has read it says how much it makes them think of Michener.”

Lynn took a sip of her now cold coffee, and sneaked a glance at her watch. It was six-fifteen, and he had yet to ask even one question about her or her novel.

“Look at the time!” she exclaimed. “I have to get back home to feed my cat.” At his doubtful expression, she clarified, “He has a digestive problem and has to eat regular meals. Otherwise, his sugar gets off and I have to give him shots.” She reached for her handbag.

“Oh.” Jerry looked disappointed. “Well, what are your plans for the evening?”

Lynn stilled. “Oh, I’m feeling kind of tired, for some reason. I think I’m just going to make an early night of it.” She smiled, striving for a regretful expression.

“Well, that’s fine! I can pick up some take-out and bring it on over.”

Lynn’s mouth dropped open. “Uh, that would be nice of you, but I am really feeling pretty tired.” Her smile was decidedly less warm.

She stood, and so did he. “It was very nice meeting you after all this time,” she said politely, extending her hand.

“I’ll walk you out. Is that your VW in the lot? Those are cute little cars, but they have some transmission problems…”

She finally pried loose by getting into the car and rolling the window down a few inches as she started it up. “Goodbye, Jerry! It was nice to meet you!” She waved and rolled out of the lot.

Ugh! The car clock read 7:02.

Mr. Tibbles meowed loudly as she turned the key in the lock. “I’m sorry, Mr. Tibbles! I’ll get your dinner right now.”

She set her purse down and opened the refrigerator to get out the Tasty Vittles. Mr. Tibbles wound around her ankles, purring. “I’m sorry I was gone so long, poor kitty,” she soothed.

Really sorry! She gave a short laugh as she scooped some food into his bowl and set it on the floor. She had just begun to think about what to have for her own dinner when the doorbell rang.

Mystified, she opened the door, and there stood Jerry, a lopsided smile on his face.

“Jerry! What are you doing here?” a flare of anxiety set her nerves jangling. How did he know where she lived?

“You forgot your rose.” He held it out to her, limp and withered.

She didn’t take it. “How did you get my address?”

“The phone book!” he grinned. “You’re the only Rylant in this part of town. The coffee shop is only three blocks from here!” His smile faded. “You don’t want the rose?”

“No, thank you.”

Jerry’s face fell and he started to turn away. She was about to close the door when he glanced back. “Uh, sorry to bother you.”

He sounded so dejected that Lynn felt a pang of guilt as he went down the steps. As she closed the door, she realized that there was no car in her driveway. He must be on foot. She peered out the window as he walked away, head down. A cool evening breeze fluttered the curtains, and she cranked the window closed. Jerry paused at the sound, but then his shoulders fell even further and he continued on his way, wherever that was. She lived about a mile from the Greyhound station, and there were no hotels in the area.

Crap. She opened the door again. “Jerry!” He turned and she waved, feeling irritated with her conscience. “Would you like a bowl of soup?”

He straightened up. “Sure!” His grin returned and he started back.

Mr. Tibbles dropped from the table and shot under the couch when Jerry walked in.

“Is that your cat? I had a cat for awhile, but he ran away.” As he took a seat on the couch, Lynn smiled stiffly and opened up a can of chicken noodle soup.

 

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The morning sun streamed through the living room windows and Lynn stretched. Mr. Tibbles jumped to the floor from his perch next to her.

The bathroom door swung open and Jerry stepped out, dripping wet with a pink towel slung around his hips. “You’re awake! It was sure great of you to let me sleep here. If you hadn’t, I probably would have ended up on a park bench! I can’t believe I forgot to make a reservation.”

“No problem.” Lynn sat up on the couch and the clothes she had so carefully chosen for the coffee shop twisted around her. “Does your bus leave soon?”

“Not for two hours. Can I take you to breakfast?”

“Oh, I don’t think so Jerry, but thank you. I’m still a little tired.”

His face fell. “Oh.”

What the hell. “Sure, Jerry, how about McDonald’s?”

“That’s fine!” he beamed.

At the restaurant, Jerry finally seemed to run out of things to say. He munched on his breakfast sandwich and hashbrown, and Lynn, still wearing the wrinkled dress from the day before, felt the need to fill the awkward silence.

“So, this isn’t your regular route?”

“Yes, that’s right. I’m filling in for a guy who’s on vacation.”

“Where do you usually drive?”

“Oh, I just fill in for other drivers. It’s a full time job! I’m headed to Roanoke, next.”

He paused. “Say! Isn’t that where BkWorm lives?”

 

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Another Busy Week

Too much to do this week! Next post on Monday. Have a great weekend!

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